Showing posts with label ELITISM. Show all posts
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Monday, July 14, 2025

In The R.Elms of the Senseless (the style press then and now)


 























NME cartoon circa 1981 nicely skewers the self-declared aristocracies of club culture 


Apropos







































Oh the myopic narcissism of the young!  Or in this case, the once-young....  

Of course there was rather a lot more to the Eighties even within the narrow realm of trendy clothes worn and trendy sounds danced to than what went down at Blitz

A preponderance of  right-time-right-places... and we won't even get on to rock's claims on all that

I'm sure it's just a subtitle to sell books and he doesn't actually believe that Blitz set the template for the entire decade.

Would be tragic if he did... 


In The R.Elms of the Senseless....  Actually I don't mind his Face-era writing at all -  a naturally gifted rhetorician, in full command of those cadences that announce "listen up, I'm about to hip you to the score", carrying you along despite yourself. 

The Hard Times piece, while risible in its complete reversal on Blitz-escapism, is a rhythmically exciting read - redeemed (or at least, made effective) by the sense that he really does believe it, in the moment of typing. 

































Then there was another turn of the cycle - Hard Times (clubbing as political, deejays as militants, torn jeans as recession wear. "Money's Too Tight To Mention") was followed a few years later by Good Times (not quite an overt celebration of casuals and their expensive sweaters but it does say "money is in")








NME cartoon from 1983 skewers the Hard Times concept








The concept of "Style" discussed on the Oxford Road Show by Elms, Annie Clayson and Peter York (who opines that "Money is stylish") 



Talking about self-declared aristocracies 

“Picture angular glimpses of sharp youth cutting strident shapes through the curling grey of 3 am. Hear the soaring joy of immaculate rhythms, the sublime glow of music for heroes driving straight to the heart of the dance. Follow the stirring vision and rousing sound on the path towards journeys to glory.”


That's Robert hymning Spandau on the back cover of Journeys To Glory 

























Prototype draft for the Journeys to Glory notes (via the Blitz exhibition at Design Centre)










































The 1980 NME live review (no worries about conflict of interest in them days! he'd only named the band.... ) that launched it all







































"Their strident elitism means that unless your ears are pinned firmly to the 'right' ground your chances of seeing them are at present slim. On the evidence of their latest performance it really is your loss"



The stringent obsession with absolutely correctness - the minutiae of distinction
























Love this idea that Bowie copied them, the boys from Burnt Oak!


NME pisstake Elms's I-wanna-Face-of-me-own venture New Sounds, New Styles



































































A novelist, yet... Wilde gives him a hard time, boom boom

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In the Eighties, I used to think of the style bibles as the enemy but I read them avidly - well they had loads of good writing, including a lot of people who once used to write for NME and the other weeklies. The Face had some of the sharpest columnists around - Savage, Burchill, Marek Kohn.... and the super intellectual team of Steve Beard and Jim McClellan, who seemed to oscillate between The Face and iD.

And in truth I would have been happy to write for them and in fact did write for iD, sporadically in the second half of the Eighties, and then after a pause, again a few times in the '90s.   (Eventually I did write for The Face too - in the 21st Century). (Oh yes and well before that, in the early 90s, I did some stuff for Arena - which was a sort of men's magazine offshoot of The Face, yet another Nick Logan invention with Neville Brody design). 

In the 1980s, the style bibles were useful adversaries, ideologically speaking. They beamed out this fantasy of metropolitan chic and rock-is-dead eclecticism - the idea that there's a place where it's all happening, an in-crowd subworld - they beamed this dream out to hair salon owners and aspiring fashion designers in the sticks. 

We at MM pushed our own quite different fantasies. 

The thing that surprised me when I went around to the iD office, which was then quite near Melody Maker, Drury Lane / Holborn, is just how shabby and cramped it was. Melody Maker was incredibly messy but it was quite a large space.  And quite bustling. The iD office was empty apart from the editor Dylan Jones and assistant editor Alix Sharkey, whose face I recognised from fronting the Morley-hyped but spectacularly null funk outfit Stimulin.


                                                iD staff plus Chris Sullivan of Blue Rondo A La Turk plus Robert Elms                                                    plus Peter York all have cameos in this bizarre Arena film about Eighties  ligging at different strata of society

And apparently it was much the same with the Face in its first decade or so - a shoestring operation. Not the chic salon-like place that the design and the look of the magazine would suggest. 

Both magazines were done on a meagre budget yet managed to concoct this mirage of hip London that they transmitted all across the country and indeed internationally. (Joy bought both religiously).

If you look at an old issue now, especially early on, you can see how Face and iD were cobbled together in a last-minute dash just like the music papers. All kind of no-hope chancers getting featurettes, completely forgotten groups and motormouth types hawking something or other.

I remember Kodwo Eshun - I had no idea then who he was going to become! - came up to interview me (supposedly for the Oxford student mag Cherwell - I think he just wanted to meet). During a lively conversation at an outdoor table in Endell Street, he expressed disappointment that we hadn't gone straight from Monitor to The Face and iD. Like it hurt him to have to pick up a copy of Melody Maker every week, this broadsheet that left ink on your fingers.  

But I rather liked the idea of operating from this supposedly clapped-out, obsolesced institution, going against the grain of times.  (When the grain of the times was things like Absolute Beginners). 

Besides, the format was in alignment with what we were pushing - a resurgent rock underground.

Also the music papers came out 51 times a year, whereas the style mags came out monthly. So there was just vastly more space for our verbosity to frolic in. 

I should imagine it was very hard for a freelancer writing for a style magazine to make enough to live on, given you only have 12 paydays a year. And I seem to remember the iD word rate was modest, no better and possibly worse than the frightful word-rate at MM.  At MM, if you were prolific and voluble, you could make a nice living as a freelancer, simply because there was so much space to fill. 

The 51 issues (Xmas a double, lasted a fortnight) enabled you to construct more of an ongoing world.

That's what all these magazines were about - world creation, world maintenance. 

I miss that. Is there any publication today, print or online that does that?

Well, No Bells does. They have meet-ups, events where people read music criticism aloud. It's a social space, not just a disembodied discourse space. The magazine is a locus of vibe. 

Talking of style bibles, on a recent trip to New York, we went into a store that was choc-a-block with magazines into cutting edge fashion. Sort of modern day equivalents to iD and Face (both of those still going of course, as print entities - and bigger than ever in a literal sense - each issue is a monstrous paving stone of glossy fashion spreads, adverts, something you could injure yourself with if you picked it up without bending your knees properly, or injure someone else with, if wielded as weapon.) 


I was staggered by how many of these style magazines there were - piled up everywhere, not an inch of space in this hipster newsagent I guess. From all over the world, with Steve McQueen-esque ugly-as-beauty images on the front. 


















Rather like with art books, I wondered what the financial and production logistics are when doing a magazine like this  - quality paper stock, full gloss ultra-vivid images.  The bottom line. 

Do all the photographers and models and make-up and styling people just work for free in the hope of furthering their careers? 

Advertising must bring in some money, from fashion and beauty products and trendy shit. But the cost of doing something so luxurious looking and feeling, and in presumably quite small print runs, must be enormous. And then the physical cost of distributing something so bulky. The shops must take a hefty mark-up given the amount of sheer volume each issue takes up.


Also rather like with art books, I wondered who actually buys these things,... They seemed to be retailing anywhere from $20 to $40 bucks each.  I have a mental block with paying that for a magazine. 



So I guess very rich people, or cutting edge fashion obsessives (same difference?).

And they doubtless function less as something to actually read and more like a coffee table book. Something to flick through desultorily or just have sitting there. 





















Still mystified by the title of this sports-as-style-microculture magazine


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Paul Oldfield fires a salvo at The Face on the occasion of its 100th isssue.

And also analyses Neville Brody's work.



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Wandering around NYC I was amazed how saturated everywhere was with fashion advertising. I mean, yes it's always been there, but it was really kind of total in places like SoHo. Enormous, glossy images. Everything hyper-real and supersaturated. Often on LED screens rather than just posters. 

Was also startled by the fashionization of Dr. Martens





















I remember in the 1980s having to going to a rather poky, plain shop next to Camden tube station to get DMs.  The kind of place that would do shoe repairs and cut keys as well as sell shoes. (Actually I might be imagining that aspect but it certainly had nothing fashion boutiquey about it). 

DMs were "cool" through the skin and punk connection, but they still had some kind of residual currency as practical footwear, the kind of thing someone who worked in a factory or on a building site might wear for protection against things falling on the foot. 

I expect this chic-ification has been going on for a while and I hadn't noticed. 

Our kid asked for a pair of DMs some years ago and only wore them once - I was furious. They cost about $130. 



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"the treacherous Elms"



The Way We Bore


Carlyle had this type figured a century plus earlier

"First, touching Dandies, let us consider, with some scientific strictness, what a Dandy specially is. A Dandy is a Clothes-wearing Man, a Man whose trade, office, and existence consists in the wearing of Clothes. Every faculty of his soul, spirit, purse, and person is heroically consecrated to this one object, the wearing of Clothes wisely and well: so that as others dress to live, he lives to dress. The all-importance of Clothes, which a German Professor, of unequalled learning and acumen, writes his enormous Volume to demonstrate, has sprung up in the intellect of the Dandy without effort, like an instinct of genius; he is inspired with Cloth, a Poet of Cloth. What Teufelsdröckh would call a 'Divine Idea of Cloth' is born with him; and this, like other such Ideas, will express itself outwardly, or wring his heart asunder with unutterable throes."


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R.Elms makes a cameo in this report on Marxism Today's 1986 conference on the Left's problem with style and hedonism for its own sake





Tuesday, May 20, 2025

pro-theatricality in pop (Act present Showtime)


 























Me on Act and ZTT in New Statesman


The full epic version



"The song is taken from the Leer-BrĂĽcken musical 'Name Dropping (songs from beyond the me-decade)'"


"This is the age of entertaining"










































Minelli-laced version





The Naked Civil mix hahaha 

(Quentin on being cold and splendid - crisp to the eye)






Champagne dreams, caviar wishes

And watch them grow from rags to riches

Money to burn, money to give away


Lifestyles of the rich and famous

And look and them who can blame us

Lessons in the subject of decay


Come tomorrow, the dream might blow away

Guilt and sorrow, the price you have to pay


Snobbery and decay

Snobbery and decay


You’ve got yours, I’ve got mine

Obsession, just like Calvin Klein


Fantasy, ecstasy, designer dream, obscenity


Snobbery and decay

Snobbery and decay


Nothing to do, nothing to pay

Nothing but snobbery and decay


Land of the free

How can you tell?

The bigger they come the harder they sell


Here’s to you

Here’s to me

A future aristocracy


Property, poverty

An unstable economy


And decay

And decay


Snobbery and decay

Snobbery and decay


I am the repertoire

Snobbery and decay



The CD single version - nice visual pun there


The album Laughter, Tears and Rage wasn't on a par with the single, sadly.




Funny...

















































Leer at his best - six years earlier







So many "Snobbery" mixes



A mix for Stephanie Beacham (as in Dynasty)


"Strong Poison", even





Now this is glamorous




Fassbinder-fanboy directing?



"Duel" / "Jewel" the only time Propaganda really swayed me


A beautiful melody, written to suit Claudia's voice, no strain, and the product is, well, cut-glass



"Duel / Jewel" run on as on the album A Secret Wish



Cut Rough / Rough Cut - is there a difference?


The other one was originally meant to be the singer but Trevor Horn insisted Claudia do it as the other one was not up to the job



Eye to eye, stand winners and losers
Hurt by envy, cut by greed
Face to face with their own disillusion
The scars of old romances still on their cheeks
And when blow by blow
The passion dies sweet little death
Just have been lies, some memories of gone by time
Would still recall the lies
The first cut won't hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder
The third will have you on your knees
You start bleeding I start screaming
It's too late the decision is made by fate
Time to prove what forever should last
Whose feelings are so true as to stand the test?
Whose demands are so strong as to parry all attempts?
And when blow by blow
The passion dies sweet little death
Just have been lies, some memories of gone by time
Would still recall the lies
The first cut won't hurt at all
The second only makes you wonder
The third will have you on your knees
You start bleeding I start screaming





S+M bondage Skin 2 fetish wear and all sortsa kink were kind of hip in the early 80s...  that sort of pomo postfeminist moment



The glassy yet brutal sound and crashy drums seems to anticipate Jam City Classical Curves and SOPHIE "Faceshopping"

Glitter shards to cut your face to ribbons 

Classical Curves was “a record about being repulsed and fascinated by the glossy surfaces of a certain 'high-end', hyper-capitalist consumer society” 

e.g. “Her” with its robo chant and sounds like a battery of camera flashes  "Work work work flash / Work work camera flash work / Work camera flash / Work work work flash". Poses being struck as blows struck to the eye...

Obliquely inspired by ballroom and vogueing I should imagine



Back to Propaganda...

Mr BrĂĽcken has a go at remixing























I should imagine it was Morley's idea to cover Josef K's "Sorry for Laughing", direct some money towards one of his favorite writers, Paul Haig


The Unapologetic Mix, haha


Everyone involved should apologize for that version 


A live version










Later career is the definition of Wiki Fizzle (trust me, don't look)

but...

I was oh so prepared for this to be terrible but it's actually rather good 


Claudia's got good taste - this is my favorite song by The Band and it's quite a sensitive treatment

The Band are about as anti-glam as it gets it, funnily enough.

Monday, June 10, 2024

The Second Glam Renaissance (Romo versus Yob Rock)



Nothingelseon has just come to the end of a heroic run of archival activity -  scanning and making freely available the almost-entire print run of  Melody Maker and NME from the late '70s through to the late '90s. (And some other magazines too, but mostly those two UK weekly  music papers)

It's all here

An embarrassment of riches....  

A richness of embarrassments too! 

For amid the heights there's misfires, excesses, hapless hypes,  empurpled follies.... and a legion of makeweight plodders, the hamburger-helper of the rock discourse.

But it's all part of the tapestry, the highs and the lows and the mids. 

Nothingelseon decided to wind it up when he reached the end of 1996... 

Probably a shrewd move - things start to decline steeply in the last three years of the '90s, both in terms of the stuff the UK (non-dance) music scene was generating and the quality of the coverage it got. Still odd flickers, still some great writers hanging on in there by their fingernails... but it's a logical cut-off point, a sensible decision. 


One of the most fun things in all the approaching-the-finish-line material that Nothingelseon scanned and tweeted in recent months was  



I remember Romo fondly as the last blast of the old-style weekly music press - a scene willed into being, semi-fictionalized, born aloft on the rhetorical efflorescence of its champions

The product of hype in its purest sense -  that job we music journos do for the sheer sport of it

The original Romanifesto, penned by Simon Price and Taylor Parkes, is a classic of the genre



Wilde at heart!

This post is titled "the second glam renaissance" because 

a/ the first glam renaissance would be the New Romantics and the Bowie-Roxy admirers in New Pop

b/ "renaissance" because Price + Parkes were adamant that Romo was not a revival, it was a renaissance of the ideas and impulses of New Romanticism

so this would be a re-renaissance - another phase in the glam (dis)continuum

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What surprised me with each subsequent issue after the Romo Special that got redeposited in the commons by Nothingelseon was the extent to which Melody Maker continued to throw its weight behind the movement, all through late '95 and deep into the following year

There was a MM-sponsored tour of the UK with the leading lights






There was a cassette, Fiddling While Romo Burns...



 

The big groups on the scene got double-page spread interviews

Also what surprised me was the controversy -  Melody Maker's letters page Backlash was full of, well, backlash... Romophobia ran rampant...  The bitter back-and-forth raged right through into the spring of '96... 

Then there came a proper Backlash, in the form of the Yob Rock issue and subsequent acrimony. 

I was in America and missed almost all of this, although I do remember on a visit to UK going to a concert at which three of the most touted Romo groops played... I think it was Dexter and Orlando and another... a group who seemed rather Duran Duran circa Rio...  Overall I wasn't swayed as much as I'd have liked.  (I do remember being quite taken with Minty and picking up one of their singles or EPs...) 

But honestly it hardly matters if the music substantiated the hype... the point was to put the ideas out there, shove them into the mix... and make a Grand Gesture against the laggardly ligging laddishness of  post-peak but still dominant Britpop

A bit of context:

The things that Romo defined itself against, rebuked, flashed garish against the dowdy flock included aforementioned Britpop (now in its Bluetones / Cast / Shed Seven / Northern Uproar / Sleeper  phase).... there was also still quite a bit of grunge around...    and there was the faceless brainfood or footfood of drum & bass, post-rock, IDM, Mille Plateaux...  

But there were also what you might call Romo Fellow Travelers  - groops not included in the Romo issue but who were also embracing sharpness and image: Pulp (in their ascendancy)... Moloko.... the EZ listening initiative (the Ratpack-homaging Combustible Edison + Mike Flowers in the charts, travestying "Wonderwall")...  the mod-ist immodest faction within Britpop: Gene, Menswear.... neo-glam (70s rather than 80s) flickers from Denim and Earl Brutus...  sharp-dressed man Ian Svenonious's besuited new groop The Makeup....   old glam gods lurching back into action (David Bowie, Boy George, Mark Almond, Human League) and then right there in middle of pop, accidentally aligned with Romo, there was Babylon Zoo... and poking through towards the end of this phase, the androgynous Placebo  

So some kind of rejection of post-grunge and post-Britpop ordinariness was being disparately mounted

Below you will find the first inklings and stirrings of Romo; then the Romo issue itself; a few bits and bobs from the aftermath ... and then the Yob Rock countermove. 



ROMO - THE BUILD UP 


The first mention of Romo I could find is from June 1995 in this Pricey review which makes Sexus single of the week.


























ROMO - THE MELODY MAKER SPECIAL ISSUE


























































































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ROMO RAGES ON (AND ON)

below just a few of the letters pages and special columns etc - none of the many double-page features on Romo bands, singles of the week, lead album reviews etc etc






































By June '96, Romo has petered out, pretty much -  making for a year of livening up the pages of the paper,  since it was June '95 that Price's made Sexus's "Edenites" Single of the Week

 But mere moribundity doesn't stop the Romophobes rallying to give the good-looking corpse a good kicking 

For the June 29 1996 issue, MM investigated the phenomenon of "Yob Rock", convening a round table that contains a number of people representing ladpop and ladette-pop but also a rather large contingent of Romo musicians and Romo-writers, who deplore the Loaded-ladded hegemony 




There's also a sort of historicising thinkpiece about the yob tradition in British rock by Taylor Parkes 





Below, the Yob Rock debate -  Orlando members and Romo-in-spirit Placebo singer plus Simon Price critique the ladpop, while Ben Stud + some lad + laddette performers retort that this is elitism and snobbery and stereotypery

I think this is actually the UK music press at its best - purely ideas-oriented and ideals-oriented argumentation - flashbacking to similar debates about e.g. Synths in Pop, or the New Mod, that Sounds  convened around the turn of the '80s.

It gets pretty fiery.












Ben Stud: "Romo.... was a comprehensive failure" (from the most acrimonious bit of the exchange)






You might draw some discomfiting conclusions from the fact that in this Lads versus Dandies furore, the women present barely get a word in edgeways....   suggesting that Cavaliers versus Roundheads is just a fratricidal battle within the Patriarchy - Sons versus Sons.


In following weeks the surviving Romos out there bite back at the Yob Champions







- but futilely. 


And then Oasis have the front cover for two issues in a row - Loch Lomond and Knebworth




Followed, with a week's interval (Ash) by The Stone Roses 

(At Knebworth, John Squire joined Oasis on stage)


And then this!



A brief flicker of Romo-adjacent ambiguity






And then Oasis again!



This cover is the bookend to an early cover from April that year






Ladrock's grim hegemony holds fast

(1996 was really a dead-arsed year when I think back to it - outside of dance music and R&B)


A few diehards don't want to turn the page



August 31 1996



And Price still flies the flag now and then 









That's September 1996


But it won't be until electroclash circa 2002 that Romo-ish ideas get back in the ascendant (and even then they don't go mainstream)

The mainstreaming would come with the re-re-renaissance - and it would be female-led - Gaga, La Roux, etc

Applause without ears

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